After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear.
(applause and laughter) Host: Now lets meet Contestant number two. Sharon: I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions, a man who expresses himself in his own special way.
And den, I take you upstate, to the amusement park, Wu-tang amusement parks. Bachelor 2: Word, we wide all kinda wollercoasters and fewwis wheels. Bachelor 2: Eat all kinda cotton candy, popcorn and shit.
Alright Becky, before our handsome bachelors reveal themselves You have one last question to ask before you decide to go on that big date.
On our first date, where would you take me and how would you try to impress me?
Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her f**k you!
Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready!
[Verse:] First off, all I ever asked for was truth Second, practice what I preach, I was there for you Third, I gave you mad chances, I was scared to lose Now I tried to be fair, but what's fair 'bout to do I use this song as self-expression; pack the bong for a cleansing Ebonics, the chronic, I'm on it, I said it I meant it Defend it 'til deaded, defended the message, that hit ya Get the fuck off my back, yeah ya pussy was wack I thank myself when I fucked ya, awk always came with a jack And I never came up in ya ass, yet ya wanted it bad I look back and get sad, and I try to shake it I hate it I hate the fact that we dated, I hate the fact there's still hatred Forget the times we fought, forget the times we laughed Forget the time in the car, getting gassed, we almost crashed When I think about it, it's like the whole thing was a dream So I drink about it, then recruit a new girl for the team.
[Hook:] They call dating a game, and every man's a player Oh god damn girl, looks like you fucked with a Laker I wish I Kobe'd ya ass, and dropped ya off at ya parents Surprise surprise, I blew it, you got the earrings with karats Never again, never again, will I get stuck on the fence Enemies, friends, our enemies are ex-girlfriends They call dating a crapshoot, every move is a bet Oh god damn girl, looks like you fucked with the best. Don't hesitate to explain what songwriters and singer wanted to say.
, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your momma in the eye and tell her, F*CK YOU!!!
Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her lupy ass and tell her, Get the food ready!
Host: Lets meet contestant number 1, he's a schizophrenic serial killer clown who says; 'women love his sexy smile'. So lets say you were to come over to my parent's house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick. ' Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and BUST him in his fuckin' LIPS.
Sharon: Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever. Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her 'get the food ready!
): Yo, to impwess you to take you out on a perfect womantic date, My idea for that is...