Once performed by operators at call centers, now, thanks to telephone technology, it can now take place in the chat girl's own home.
The first rule of the London Underground is: You do not talk aboard the London Underground.
The second rule of the London Underground is: You do not talk aboard the London Underground.
But what if the love of your life isn’t on Tinder or Facebook, but opposite you on the Circle line?
About 1.3billion people use the Tube every year – more than half a billion potential love interests.
In fact, she admits that she’s "almost" naked, so Stern says "I have my pants off already".
And it doesn’t stop there, because then the presenter starts probing into her sex life. Stern then asks Melania if hey have sex every night and she replies "even more".
Books titled "Secrets of the Underground" feature in many tourist bookshops - but how many tell you what "person on the tracks" really means?
And, is there any point running for the last train?
Because Stern then asks to “talk to that broad in your bed” – and the future President is happy to put her on.
Instantly the presenter is fawning over Melania and asking if she will wear her "hottest outfit" for him.
With the very important caveat that you must already be through the barriers before the scheduled departure time, your underground journey home is a sealed deal. But the Central is worst for overcrowding as a result, apparently.