Best dating profile joke

At the beginning of 2016, I decided to devote more time to my favorite activity: reading.

When a guy says, "I want a woman who takes care of herself and eats healthy," he means exactly that.He's saying that if you're not in shape, if you don't live a healthy lifestyle, then a relationship with him isn't going to work.On my personal blog, I wrote capsule reviews and ratings of about 100 of those, categorized into the following 5 headings. global warming, mass extinction, the distraction crisis. MIND-BLOWING: My reaction after reading these books was “Holy cow that was amazing,” whether due to content, style or both. MORE: These are the books didn’t quite fit the categories above.Many of them would also fall under the “Important” or “Loved it! Click here to take a look at the list and the reviews.Like, don’t you want to know her enemies list that has whittled from 26 to five?

You want high quality images and movies showing women enjoying sexual climax, right?

And that’s why I wrote this blog post: to give you samples of dating profiles that you can straight up COPY and PASTE into your dating profile to attract women with… So, the part where you can pretty much type as much text as you’d like to.

There are several reasons why you’d want to go “over-the-top” with your description: !

Would dudes on Tinder go for all these ridiculous Paris quotes, and actually be into an over-achieving, Type A, Tinder experiment?

With Paris being 15x sassier than Lorelai, would this work?

Since one in five relationships now begins online, most of us have either posted or at least viewed various profiles.